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active shooter.

i can’t think of two words i hate more right now. my brother sent me a text saying: “cali shooting please be safe still active.” i’m assuming the no punctuation is an indicator of being in the middle of work and trying not to seem distracted. i then start panicking, because my husband is working and […] Read more…

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weaning is hard. funny friends help.

this quick post isn’t about weaning; calm down.  although, trust, that post is coming.  once i believe i can write about the experience without short-circuiting my computer with crazy crocodile tears, i will. here is a text conversation i’ve revisited multiple times over the last few days when i needed a laugh.  there are so many moments […] Read more…

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holy cow.

guys.  have you seen Cowspiracy? it’s on Netflix.  i watched it last weekend.  twice.  i’m gonna use a lot of short, pointed statements.  because it’s dramatic.  and it’s an indicator of how this film made. me. feel. i saw Food Inc. back in 200whatever and it made me stop any and all fast food cold turkey. […] Read more…

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mommahood monday: “it goes by so fast.”

April Fools!! ha! gotcha! you thought it was Monday! aaahahaha! (i didn’t get much sleep last night, please don’t swear off this blog…) i know, it isn’t Monday and that wasn’t my best prank, but i wrote this on Monday so please join me in a game of pretend. it is Monday and i can still call this a “mommahood […] Read more…

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Trevor Noah + The Daily Show

i’m not saying i’m psychic. or that my incredibly powerful manifestation skills are responsible (you’re welcome, Trevor), but i totally called it. Trevor Noah, a comedian from South Africa, will succeed Jon Stewart on ‘The Daily Show’. and i couldn’t be more excited about the decision! i suspect not everyone is as pumped about the news as i am. […] Read more…

friday faves: 3.27.15

hey kids! …was that douchey? i once heard Zac Efron refer to a fellow actor – of relatively the same age – as “that kid” and i was overwhelmed with such disdain for him (we’ve since reconciled and i thoroughly enjoyed him in Neighbors and wish him Robert-Downey-Jr.-level sober success). anyhoo, i hope you all […] Read more…

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