Posts Tagged ‘text’

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weaning is hard. funny friends help.

this quick post isn’t about weaning; calm down.  although, trust, that post is coming.  once i believe i can write about the experience without short-circuiting my computer with crazy crocodile tears, i will. here is a text conversation i’ve revisited multiple times over the last few days when i needed a laugh.  there are so many moments […] Read more…

marriage material.

me: i can’t wait to see you! i miss your face and can’t wait to hear about your life. homie: YOU TOO — i feel like it’s been soooo fucking LONG!!! me: it does feel like it’s been a lonnnng time! do you look the same?! i don’t. i’m 800lbs and i drive a decked […] Read more…