marriage material.

me: i can’t wait to see you! i miss your face and can’t wait to hear about your life.

homie: YOU TOO — i feel like it’s been soooo fucking LONG!!!

me: it does feel like it’s been a lonnnng time! do you look the same?! i don’t. i’m 800lbs and i drive a decked out crane. i also manage a blog called “if you love it, eat it.”

homie: i am going to marry you.

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