friday fave: bad jelly bean boob.

friday

this week’s friday fave is a little different. no fun links like last week. instead you’ll find a quick convo between a husband and wife. i’m not saying it’s me and my husband. just a funny moment that felt worth a share. enjoy the weirdness!

INT. HOME OFFICE – EVENING

An attractive and lovely couple quietly work side by side at a large desk. Each on their own computer, like two responsible adults, they snack on jelly beans. We notice they’re carefully choosing favorite flavors and moving the others, like the dreaded black or popcorn ones, aside.

HUSBAND:
Hey! What are you doing?

WIFE:
What?

The pregnant wife’s shirt is pulled to the side and she’s squeezing her boob. Not in the sexy way.

HUSBAND:
You’re wasting precious colostrum.

 WIFE:
(continuing to squeeze)
A little is coming out. Wanna taste it?

HUSBAND:
Ew, no! I don’t put foreign liquids in my mouth.

WIFE:
My boob milk isn’t a foreign liquid!

A moment.

HUSBAND:
Babe. That could be like eating a bad jelly bean.

                                                                                                                      FADE OUT.

jelly

okay, it’s us. we’re weirdos (oh how our conversations have changed!). and while i love and respect my husband deeply…i cannot wait to trick him into drinking boob milk.

have a great weekend!

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